I'm a spam bot - how do I spam this most effective?

Question

I love to spam your QA - because it obvious that people will run to buy my product if annoy them as much as possible.

How do I get lots of spam in your QA?

Answer 1

Don't bother. No one will believe that you are a real spam bot anyway.

Answer 2

Only a not detected spam bot can spam effectively. 'Cause you know, detected spam bots might get banned. For not being detected, try being as helpful as possible while here. Thanks.